mightyarcher-hawkeye:

raise your hand if you hate your writing style with a burning passion

oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 

ghostkid:

girl are you the sun because i have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot

M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

(Source: snoipahkat)